Call the Banners
Attain the title of "Sir"
Gain New Allies
Attain the title of "Commander"
Beat Up *****!
Attain the title of "King"
Yes... we censored the third quest title. No spoilers!
Here's what each class will afford you as you come up in the world:
"Sir" – Complete "Call the Banners"
*All weapons Lvl 3
*All weapons Lvl 7
*All weapons Lvl 12
Now, any Class-exclusive Weapon that depends on you having a fancy new title will be yours automatically. The second batch, however, depends on you looting three specific chests while adventuring through the hostile wilderness that is South Park and surrounding territories. While you will have the opportunity to crack open each of these chests, one of them has to be looted when the chance presents itself, because there is no going back to it after the Story Quest you find it in is complete.
Here they are listed in the order you will encounter them:
Kyle's House, inside of the purple tent.
Only available during the "Attack the School!" Story Quest
Gnome Dust is required to enter the "King's Forest"
Kyle's House, inside of the purple tent
*All weapons Lvl 5
*All weapons Lvl 9
*All weapons Lvl 10
So that was a quick run through of what some people could consider make or break items when choosing what class they'll run headlong into hell (or Canada) with. Each of these weapons vary in their strengths and are not without their weaknesses, so keep in mind that you may find yourself favoring a weapon that is not on this list, while playing a class that you necessarily don't really care to be.
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